Generation 2.5
Bamboo Blade
Previously:
Jean became pregnant with her and Isaac's third child whilst their oldest, Toraji became a child and their youngest became a toddler.
I do believe the best way to open a new part is with the arrival of the third and last potential heir.
Everybody, meet Kirino Anime. Named after Kirino Chiba, she is the captain of the Kendo club.
Kirino is a Couch Potato who Hates the Outdoors. She’s also a Libra who likes to listen to Kids music, east Goopy Carbonara and like the colour Seafoam.
And now let’s skip a couple of days to Kirino and Tamaki’s birthday.
Kirino first.
Tamaki second.
Uh… Tamaki you got a bit of a scowl on your face…
Tamaki: "I know."
… Okay then.
Funnily enough, Tamaki kept her third trait which is Dog Person. If you become heir Tamaki, I’ll buy you a puppy.
But how did Kirino turn out, I hear you say…?
She’s so cute. And she has her mother’s hair, at last, a variation in genetics!
And now… another birthday.
Whose birthday is it?
Toraji’s! Let’s see how awkward you will look as a teenager!
Oh… God…
Er… Lookin’… Good?
Toraji: “Bitches be jealous of my looks.”
Yeah… That’s it.
Isaac: “If you carry on this legacy, you must know how to cultivate a garden.”
Tamaki: “But Dad I-“
Isaac: “Shush. I said if.”
Don’t take parenting tips from Isaac.
JEAN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
Jean: “Cy, your wrinkles are so… sexual…”
Cy: “Get away from me you weirdo!”
Tamaki is definitely not impressed.
Tamaki: “How could my mum flirt with my granddad and effectively cheat on my papa! You will burn in hell mumsy dear!”
Well done Jean, you’ve set this one up for a year’s worth of therapy.
This is your punishment.
Jean: “I need to pee! Why did you make me do all the dishes when my bladder was in the red!?”
Because you’re a terrible mother. Now wet yourself so we can all laugh at your misery.
Jean: “Homigod!”
(In the style of Bamboo Blade, I’ve decided to do some unique eye catches. Pretty cool, right? … yeah, I don’t think so either…)
Toraji is creeping his mother out. It’s very effective.
Toraji: “Do you ever think that the free world is just watching our every move? I mean, we’re not even safe here, I feel like we’re being watched twenty-four/seven.”
Jean: “My son’s a fruking weirdo.”
Tamaki: “Papa, wait!”
Isaac: “What is it sweetie?”
Tamaki: “I just want to say, you are one hell of a composer. Night!”
Isaac: “Well… uh thank you… I guess.”
And now it’s time for precious Kirino to grow into a child.
I want to snuggle you. I really do. You’re so adorable!
Kirino: “Thanks!”
Tamaki: “I am the ruler of this land. Watch me strut!”
I love the costume trunk in Generations.
Kirino: “Tama! I’ll be your prince! We can play games!”
Tamaki: “I dunno… Princes are supposed to be guys… and you’re not a guy.”
Kirino: “Aww, please?”
Meanwhile, whilst the youngest Anime girls were fighting, Otaku and Jean Big-Nose were also fighting.
Jean: “Ha! Ha!”
Well, it looks like Kirino and Tamaki resolved their issues.
Tamaki: “You’ll have to chase me to play, Kiri!”
Kirino: “Wait, fair maiden!”
Kirino: “Yo… Creator?”
What’s up, Kirino?
Kirino: “Princes have noble steeds don’t they?”
Yes, yes they do.
Kirino: “Can I have a horse?”
Tell you what; if you become heir you can have one.
Kirino: “Thank you!”
You’re welcome.
Jean: “WAAAAAAARGH!”
What happened Je- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jean: “Someone put hair dye in my shampoo! They’re going to get it bad!”
Calm down Jean, they’re just kids…
Jean: “Hmph!”
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And on that cluster of notes, I’ll say goodbye.
Bye! J
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